8amba:

1280px:

Real-time weather reports

sassy fucks

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

nonymoose:

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER  BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI  WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE

AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE

HANG ON I FIXED IT

dustinmathisen:

ohhyesdavidtennant:

a very confused 9 for your dash

You can see he’s thinking, “WHAT THE FUCK?! IT’S THE SAME SIZE ON THE INSIDE!!”

wizardlife:

#this movie is so made for tumblr

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

doctorwho:

Amy Pond.

stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

earmuffsforyou:

this is still the best thing on the internet

catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

whovianamerican:

bombliate:

how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past

I don’t know how many I’ve walked past but I’m almost positive I’ve scrolled past like 10

honeybits:

This was a life changing revelation for me.

marvel-stole-my-life:

justcallmeprince:

gazzymouse:

Family Support

is this real life

is this just fantasy

pyrexx:

The product of British private schooling is razor sharp wit.